Might Magazine – Issue 10 (Feb/March 1996)
Questionnaire by Tom Tolleson
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Please fill out this questionnaire with a no. 2 pencil (ball-point pen is unacceptable). Fill in the white circle completely. Try to stay within the lines!
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Short answer can be filled in with any writing implement. Remember—be legible, AS WELL AS HONEST.
True False
1. I never would have guessed that things are the way they are.
2. I wish I could start over.
3. One day they'll be sorry.
4. Most of the time I'm just pretending.
5. Sometimes, I'm still scared of monsters.
6. The thing that would make me the happiest is impossible.
7. The fact that people respect me for hurting them makes it okay for me to do so.
8. I sometimes have erotic thoughts about inanimate objects.
9. There is no one that I completely like.
10. Whenever I let my guard down, I usually end up sorry.
11. I'm ashamed of how I really am.
12. I think they're doing it on purpose.
13. Sometimes I can barely stand it.
14. There is something I like that I don't talk about.
15. If I yell really loud—it stops.
16. I'm just using them.
17. I've left a lot of things hanging.
18. I own some impressive books that I will never read.
19(a). I would feel ethically justified in killing another person if
19(b). I would love it if that happened.
20. I am usually just acting interested when others are speaking.
21. Nobody really knows me.
22. If I had a four-inch-tall person I would
23. I was saddened when I first tasted another person's mouth.
24. At least once a day I am completely horrified.
25. If the sex stops, it's over.
26. Sometimes I scare myself.
27. Everything will come together once I find my "niche."
29. I'm living at least one lie.
30. Depression is just the truth seeping in.
MULTIPLE CHOICE (circle answer that is most correct)
31. If I were the Waseca, Minnesota-based printer of a certain bimonthly San Francisco magazine, and objected to the content in its ninth issue because it talked about people—even gay people!—having sex, I would:
a
Refuse to print it.
b
Realize that I had a contractual obligation to print it, then try to have another printer do it so the objectionable content would not touch my presses.
c
Unsuccessful at trying to farm out the job, I'd print the thing, apologize to God, and then tell that magazine that their business is no longer welcome.
d
All of the above
Questionnaire by Tom Tolleson
